Trepanning Village State | Parish Records Office

Public Transport

Bus Spacetimetable

Route	1	1A	666	Q	x ‰ y
Code	Sch		H	NSFO	M

TREPANNING Bell End	0845	--	1866	--	2359
Ring Round	0847	--	--	--	2359
Anubis Parc	0900	1203	--	--	2359
TREPANNING Bell End	0842	--	--	--	2359
Tremenheere Cross		1206	--	--	2359
Desperate Estate	0905	July	--	Never	2359
Stalkers' End Phone Box	0911	2004	--	--	2359
Waiting Room arr.	0999	2310	--	0000	2359
Labyrinth dep.	101010	2310	--	reiterated	2359
Off Centre Centre	1015		--	--	2359
Awsom Wells Parkway	1025	1010	--	error	2359
Digbeth Coach Station	--	--	1867	TOTAL	--
AREA 23	--	1034	--	6723	--

Notes:
Sch: Schooldays only. Does not run on school days.
H: Runs straight to Hell.
Passengers for limbo will be kept waiting for an unspecified length of time.

NSFO: Non Smokers are kindly asked to find an alternative bus.
M: Mobius Strip Express. This bus sets down at all known stops. At the same time. Please tell the driver where you wish to disembark after you have left the bus.

Times in Bold type indicate a direct service to somewhere else not on the timetable. Timings in Italics indicate heightened levels of instability and maniacal laughter.

Some of our services run contrary to the rules of physics with financial support from Trepanning Town Council.
Hail and Ride
Please stand by the roadside and raise your arm as the bus approaches if you wish to be excused from travelling. Please see our conditions of carnage for more details.

Best viewed through a gnat-encrusted windscreen at 90mph | Cut up a cyclist to bookmark us now.