Welcome to the Trepanning website.
We understand you may have some questions.

Here are the answers.

Trepanning.tv is a funny website about a funny village. A strange Cornish village that is, in the words of the link from the Watley Review, "somewhat distanced from reality".

In here we hope to abandon the straw-sucking psychopath-or-simpleton tales of Cornish country life as faithfully dragged up in the name of comedy by the likes of Wild West, the BBC sitcom that's almost as terrible as My Hero, the BBC sitcom that is marginally less pleasurable than a long, painful death.

Trepanning is an advanced 21st Century Pagan society that embraces avant-technology and the cutting edge of science. In order to repeat the scientific breakthroughs of Trepanning outside the village you will need a particle accelerator and a limitless supply of Vanilla Slices. You will also require a Quantum Pasty Oven and orientation skills in the fifth dimension - the direction which we call qxuiggle.

We hope you enjoy your time here. Please send us your feedback by using this contact us link.

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