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Free DoSS eBook available
08/02/12 15:46 Filed in: DoSS Business
In keeping with the Government’s policy of Up-to-Date Digital Inclusion and timely sharing of official documents, we’re delighted to inform you that the 2010 Annotated edition of the Social Scrutiny book, Britain: What A State, is now available for free.
To download, go to http://www.socialscrutiny.org/book.php And may God have mercy on your soul.
To download, go to http://www.socialscrutiny.org/book.php And may God have mercy on your soul.
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Merry Bureauchristmacy
21/12/11 11:17 Filed in: DoSS Business
Subject: 2011 Departmental Christmas Card Directive
This year's seasonal missive from the Department of Social Scrutiny will, for the first time, be enabled by your colleagues at the Ministry of Festive Observance.
This means that, unlike previous years where individual Departments were responsible for sending out cards unilaterally, MoFO is at long last able to enforce the Government's policy on Multilateral Minor Package Reciprocation or MMPR.
Under MMPR, cards will only be sent in response to a successful application for festive communication being received by MoFO before the end of the tax year in which Christmas occurred and claims for back-dated Seasonal Felicitations must now be made within seven years of the final hour of the last day of the fiscal year in which a qualifying Christmas occurred.
An example of one of the new forms is reproduced below.
This year's seasonal missive from the Department of Social Scrutiny will, for the first time, be enabled by your colleagues at the Ministry of Festive Observance.
This means that, unlike previous years where individual Departments were responsible for sending out cards unilaterally, MoFO is at long last able to enforce the Government's policy on Multilateral Minor Package Reciprocation or MMPR.
Under MMPR, cards will only be sent in response to a successful application for festive communication being received by MoFO before the end of the tax year in which Christmas occurred and claims for back-dated Seasonal Felicitations must now be made within seven years of the final hour of the last day of the fiscal year in which a qualifying Christmas occurred.
An example of one of the new forms is reproduced below.
DoSSPodCast & Espionage Forecast
30/07/11 09:58 Filed in: Podcast | DoSS Business
Statement to the nation
DoSS updates its name and logo
15/07/11 16:42 Filed in: DoSS Business
We have commissioned a new logo - right - which, we think, mirror the new responsibilities of the Department while still in the traditional DoSS Pantone colours of Selsey Flapjack and Vichy Whisper. The logo integrates an Olympic Torch and a large bolide into the familiar DoSS eye device.
Copies of the new logo are available to all right-thinking newspaper editors. But not the News of the World, because they were on holiday at the time.
An audio statement on the phone hacking scandal has just been issued by the Department. Download the podcast below. Contains the Espionage forecast for August.
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