Ministry of Truth and Other Information Takes Over Education
The Minister of Truth and Other Information (MOTOI), Alan Bladder, has announced the Department of Social Scrutiny's new 5 year plan for education, following the acquisition of the Ministry for Indoctrination (mFi) in a back street knife fight in Peckham last week.
MOTOI will now oversee all education, curriculum and examination matters "until the mFi have the guts to win it back", according to one well-placed official at MOTOI's Flying Dagger Research Facility".
The first examination to be released by MOTOI will be the SAP-level Certificate of Willingness to Believe
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Posted by: Alan Bladder on July 28, 06 | 2:39 pm |
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