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Britain: What A State
The Department of Social Scrutiny's guide to your entire life in Britain.
Includes all necessary tax and identity card application forms and a full
guide to the British public transport system, as officially sanctioned
by Notwork
Rail.
Plus: New retirement guide "Are You Alright, Dear",
handy graduated tea strength colour matching chart and official guidelines
for the consumption of cake, biscuits and other snacks served at ambient
room temperature.
Britain: What A State
�Thank God: a book that's both clever and funny.
Deserves a place on the lap of every comedy fan in Britain.� Charlie Brooker
�If you wince at the word 'benchmark', this neat
parody could be
just the thing to cheer you up.� Sunday Telegraph
Magazine
Posted by: Sir Edward Bicycle on Jul 04, 04 | 11:04 am |
The Department
of Social Scrutiny
